I'm going to use it to intimidate you at the polling station. Like in Iraq.I'll keep this brief because we all know why we're here - voting on my nom de cock is now officially begun. Since opening a big can of pester on your collective asses I've been inundated with suggestions of varying quality and appropriatenes; Glyn and I went through them and the pick of the bunch can be found above, so look to your right and vote ye. Multiple votes are permitted.
I'm dimly aware that a prize was mentioned but unfortunately I have no clue what form said prize will take - possibly a guest of honour spot at the celebrity gala unveiling where I wipe it down the red carpet. Maybe. I'm working on it. But heartfelt, gushing thanks to all those who suggested names; if yours hasn't been shortlisted then you can take consolation in the knowledge that it's probably because it was rubbish. Power to the people!
I'm dimly aware that a prize was mentioned but unfortunately I have no clue what form said prize will take - possibly a guest of honour spot at the celebrity gala unveiling where I wipe it down the red carpet. Maybe. I'm working on it. But heartfelt, gushing thanks to all those who suggested names; if yours hasn't been shortlisted then you can take consolation in the knowledge that it's probably because it was rubbish. Power to the people!
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What in the name of God's mighty swinging demolition balls happened to my Jim Jimminy, jim jimminy, jim, jim, jimmy etc. suggestion!!!
mjohnson, i ain't gonna front. your idea was in serious contention and i liked it a lot; unfortunately, it was just too damn long to transcribe to the voting thing. them's the breaks. also, there's a speculative plan to get the winning entry tattooed on the member in question and it's big, but it ain't that big. you're a shoo-in for theme tune though.
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